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The Card That Never Ends – Fortune Endless Prank Card with Glitter
The Card That Never Ends – Fortune Endless Prank Card with Glitter
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- Loops 3+ hours, open or closed
- No off switch. That's the joke.
- Hidden glitter if they rip it open
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Christmas: order by Dec 9 (Canada) · Dec 7 (USA)
Free shipping to Canada & the USA · Ships in 0–1 business day
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This card is for all occasions that loops "This is a card that never ends" song non-stop until the battery dies.
Features
- Safe to sign
- Loops for at least 3 hours (sometimes 6)
- Chunky glitter if broken!
- Plain white envelope included
How to set it up
How It Works
How It Works
1. Sign it — it stays silent while the tab is in.
2. Seal it in the envelope, then pull the tab from the spine.
3. Once opened, it loops for 3+ hours (sometimes 6), open or closed, until the battery dies.
4. There is no off switch. Rip it apart? That is where the chunky glitter hides.
Great for
Great for
The coworker who "hates" Christmas · The sibling who started the prank war · The friend who still owes you one · Anyone who said "no gifts this year"
Questions
Questions
How long does it play?
3+ hours nonstop, open or closed, until the battery dies.
Is there an off switch?
No. That's the joke. It stays silent until you pull the tab, then it never stops.
Can I sign it first?
Yes. Sign it, seal it in the envelope, then pull the tab from the spine right before you hand it over.
Will the glitter make a mess?
Only if they rip it open. Leave it closed and it's just a card that won't shut up.
Will it play in the mail?
Not if you mail it with the tab in. Pull the tab only when it's time to deliver it.
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Free standard shipping to Canada and the USA. Orders ship in 0–1 business day.
Estimated delivery: Canada 3–10 business days, USA 7–11 business days. Need it sooner? Choose Expedited at checkout. Delivery times are estimates, not guarantees.
Other countries: shipping cost shown at checkout.
Returns
Returns
Unused, unactivated items can be returned within 30 days of delivery. See our refund policy or email support@jokergreeting.ca.
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